FOOD FOR THE SAINTS THAT ARE QUICK TO JUDGE ME.
Apropos.

Apropos.

Someone remind me why I’m dealing with this unholy clusterfuck they call physics.

Someone remind me why I’m dealing with this unholy clusterfuck they call physics.

Just finished HBO’s Phil Spector. Holy hell, that guy was a certifiable quack. But a musical genius..

Case in point, I’m downloading the Ronettes as we speak.

OM NOM

Craving avocado like a mad lady. Can’t get enough of it.

BRING ME ALL THE AVOCADO.

Did I mention I work retail no mo’?

It feels weird that I’ll never have to clean a fitting room or pitch a credit card application to a customer ever again. But I shan’t miss it. The only thing I’ll miss is a regular paycheck. At least for a year. But those paychecks will seem cute compared to what awaits me.

Teresa texted me and asked when I was working this weekend to plan our Doctor Who marathon. What’s sad is that I actually had to think about it for a minute.

Not that I’m complainin’…

Final payment went through on my Corolla, and the maintenance check was free - of both problems and cost. My girl has always been faithful to me.


Went to take my jolly self to Target (both a blessing and a curse). I was wandering around the cosmetics department when my aunt/godmother rushes up and hugs me. I tell her all about the program I’m in, what an amazing adventure and opportunity I’ve been granted and how phenomenal my instructor is. 


Long story short - I’ll be taking the physics component of my boards, oh, within a month as opposed to … next year.

I start my clinical rotations with a perinatologist next month, as well. I’m already nervous as hell - being a student, observing this career path I’ve chosen. But somehow my instructor believes me suited for high-risk OB. If she has that confidence in me….

This is going to be horrendous, exhausting and a lot of fun.


“New rule: Colin Firth has to admit that he’s not a human being but a robot designed by women as the perfect man. He’s handsome, charming, witty; he’s got that accent and a gay best friend. The only way he could be any better is if he ejaculated Haagen Dazs.” - Bill Maher

“New rule: Colin Firth has to admit that he’s not a human being but a robot designed by women as the perfect man. He’s handsome, charming, witty; he’s got that accent and a gay best friend. The only way he could be any better is if he ejaculated Haagen Dazs.” - Bill Maher

You’re adorable.

Food for Thought.